We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Fuck appropriateness.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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