we're blogging at a bar
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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