no. you can't hotbox the world.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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