do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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