Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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