why didn't you poke me back
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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