I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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