Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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