im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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