I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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