Taylor Swift is so right about you.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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