if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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