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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize