So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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