omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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