Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
foreskin is a definite game changer
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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