ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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