Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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