so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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