she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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