My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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