I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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