but the lizard people decide everything anyway
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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