ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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