: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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