That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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