I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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