Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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