Do vagina's smell?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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