can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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