can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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