where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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