Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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