he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
