Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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