I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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