doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just want to make out with him forever
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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