I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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