I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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