IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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