all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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