well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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