Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he shaved USA in his pubs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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