she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Do plants get herpes?
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