My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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