Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
