Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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