Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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