Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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