I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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