David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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