Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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