Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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