ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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