Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I had to cum in my sink.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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