these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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