They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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