I got chris browned last night
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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