were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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